Melinda Clarke

Self - Contestant

Marie Alfaro

Lady Heather

Grace Van Dahl

Lena Cavallo

Helen "Amanda" Collins

Kelly Donovan

Dr. Lee

Blithe Meacham

Mimi

Sasha Banacheck

Brooke McCluskey

Donna Peyton

Self - Restaurant Patron

Madame Macmu-Ling (voice)

Beta

Self

Melinda Clarke

Self - The O.C.

Self - Guest

Julie Cooper

Alexa (voice)

Alexa ("Matriculated") (voice)

Dr. Megan Flint

Alexa (voice)

Sally Keyes

Agent Williams