Jim J. Bullock

Self

Bernie

Self - Contestant

Cert

Derek

Jacques-Jean / Emerald Joe (voice)

Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)

Self

Self

Mr. Monroe

Maurice's Ex

Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy

Mark

Tex

Licea (voice)

Erastus / Isaac (voice)

Net'l (voice)

Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein

Magistrate (voice)

Tom

Self - Former Co-Host

Judge

Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)

Gerald

The Psychic

Attendant #1

Prince Valium

Neal Tanner

Eddie