Alice Ghostley

Self/Esmerelda (archive footage)

Mrs. Murdock (archive footage)

Tuskless (voice)

Miss Cassiopeia (voice) (archive sound)

Eleanor Palmer

Granny

Apartment Manager

Miss Cassiopeia (voice)

Esther

Pandora Rickets (voice)

Mrs. Binns

Great-Grandma

Aunt Mabel

Coriba (voice)

Mrs. DeWinter

Mrs. Groviak

Sarah McDevitt

Agnes Wilton

Bernice Clifton

Mrs. Zbornak