Roger Rose

Lead Cat Person / Narrator (voice)

Rico (voice)

Pinstriped Loudmouth (voice)

Announcer / Bulgarian Business Snail (voice)

Tad McDodd (voice)

Host

Infomercial VO (voice)

Brick Masterson (voice)

Brick Materson

WHIZ Reporter (voice)

Superman (voice)

Leopard Seal (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Kent Powers (voice) (archive sound) (uncredited)

Bully Guard (voice)

Worker #2 (voice)

Lasser (voice)

Taylor Donohue

Producer

Letters (voice)

TV Announcer / Dog (voice)

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Reporter

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Little Juan (voice)

Jumbo (voice)

Sparrow Man / P.A. Announcer (voice)

Narrator / Policeman (voice)

Major Stripe (voice)