Laurie O'Brien

Vera Clymer

Dory

Deborah Hünterschmidt

Laura

Faye

Amanda Morton

Reporter

Ruth

Mary Hinkle

Beverly Glazer

Connie Hicks

Melanie Fitzgerald

Mrs. Meyers

Arlene Billings

Paula Myrtle (segment "The Land")

Carol

Genevieve (voice)

Mrs. Richards

Myra Devaney

Elizabeth Graves

Sandra Garbett

Ivanna (voice)

Thelma

Mom / Baby Miss Piggy (voice)

Wanda Bradley Sledge

(voice)

Screaming Woman

Eileen

Megan Penny

Vanna (voice)