Chris Parnell

Anton

Conductor Davenport

Narrator

Toby

Jack Conrad

Gerald (voice)

Ted (voice)

Self

Self (archive footage)

Self

Veterinarian

Lyle Ayker

Overseer Benjamin

Parchment Paper (voice)

Ted Sommers

Ares (voice)

John (voice)

Agent Slade Wilson (voice)

Washington (voice)

Dave Bollinari (voice)

Jim Conway

Mike

Ed (voice)

therapist (voice)

Uncle Stu

Alvin Healy / Tenpin (voice)

Brown

Self - Contestant