Troy Evans

Hank

Barrel

Sketch

Self

Crawford

Gerry

Barrel Johnson

Old Man Hemingway (voice)

General Hodges

Thistle Jinn (voice)

Pundit (voice)

Montana Congressman

Jerry

Self

Clarence

Mr. Heggie

Chief Ted Green

Jerry

Robbie Waters

Mike Pitts

Chuck Horner

Additional Voices (voice)

Cecil J. McWatters

Customer

Plesac

Butch

Coach Harrell

Coroner (segment "The Passenger List")

Dusty

Repo Man