Larry Thomas

Larry The Lips

Self

Doctor

Dr. Hajia

Self (archive footage)

Self

Mr. Allen

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

Coach Kassem Bosco

Mr. Cook

Josiah

Larry

Hamid Bin Al-Sheib

Doctor Chiller

Dr. Dick Asskis

Jimmy

Osama Bin Ladin

Mr. Galloway

Sheik

Larry

Akhmad the Taxi Driver

Convenience Store Clerk

Colonel Mustafa Kahlid

Girard

Grant (segment "The Wrestler")

Casino Dealer

Zampano

Sheik Caspia

Arabic Man

Maitre'd