Guilford Adams

Director

Accountant

Brad

Blaine Peters

Bill

Designer

Art

Curt Savage

Will

Baggy Britches

Murder Clown

Abra-Cadabricus

Mr. Butler

Stoner

Gilbert

Entitled Guy

Random Dude

Vista Movie Theatre Owner (uncredited)

Ménage Guy

Bar Back

Chuckleberry

Judge Tickles the Clown

Fabian Mann

Mute Watson

John Wilkes Booth

Brian

Video Store Clerk

Intern

Vernon