Mark Gagliardi

Statler/Various

Statler / The Swedish Chef / Tatooey Rat / Gil

Statler / Mad Man Mooney

Gus Gorilla (voice)

Father Chuck Donnelly

Dude Tourist

Auctioneer

David

Additional Voices

Walter Lee

Larry Stone

Croach the Tracker

Rhombulus' Hands / Pizza Guy (voice)

Police Officer / Prince / Waiter (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Captain Seabunny (voice)

Prince Larry Kelpbottom / Additional Voices (voice)

Lord Lucitor (voice)

Pizza Guy / Additional Voices (voice)

Quirky Guy (voice)

Conjoinican (voice)

Man Arm (voice)

Boo Fly (voice)

Himself - Narrator

Priest

Mr. Hyde

Bakery Employee

Woodsman

Quartet Leader

Stars & Garters / Tosh Tompkins / Enzo (voice)