Anthony Michael Hall

Self

Jerry Baskin

Producer

Ezekiel Swann

Sam Waitman

Ron Krueger

Faulk

Executive Producer

Auditioner

Agent William Baron

Zachary Beck

Tommy Doyle

Self

Jack

Self - Contestant

Self - Guest

Professor Merkin

Greg Pulver

Glenn Lear

Principal Featherhead

Gary Smith

Mr. Stevenson

Detective Willet

Grigory

Jack

Gideon Gould

Self

Patrick

Red Hernandez

Mister Kitson