John F. Schaffer

Donny

Manager

Customer

Pudgy John

Businessman

Phillip

Gimp

Gettysburger Lovin' Patron

Wayne

Barista Man

Sav-a-Bunch Manager

Audience Member

Lester

Photographer

Ling Cho

Chicago Atty.

Cop

Jehovah's Witness

Guy

Man

Reporter

Drooling Patient