Paul Vogt

Earnest

Junior

Horbalak Captain

Mr. Harriman F. Spritzer

Tiny

Mr. Wigglesworth

Pig Announcer (voice)

Saul

Shouting Sheldon

Herb Duncan

Buzz Offmann (voice)

Floyd

Mr. Dontzig

Donna

Additional Voices (voice)

Aaron Mafrici

Lord Crawley

Twin

Bob the Dog Catcher (as Paul C. Vogt)

Paintball Sniper

Paint Ball Sniper

Fisherman

Bogart Crowe

Waiter

Various

Earl Pepper

Set Decoration