Michael Patrick McGill

Eamon

Bernie / Hot Dog Vendor (voice)

General Ross (voice)

Bar Patron

Self

Officer Deckard

General Ross (voice)

Father Michael

Tom

Deep Throat

Dad

Curtis Perry

Capt. Fitzpatrick

Cop

Harvey

Bob

Lambrew Beer Dad

Garbage Man

Ed

Detective Powell

Neighbor Steve

Det. John Iverson

Aaron

Officer Mike

Detective Baker

Lumber Junction Manager

Beet Red Father

Officer O'Brien / Thug (voice)

Officer O'Brien (voice)

Detective