Matthew Jayson Cwern

Coach Hammon (voice)

Tired Roman (voice)

Narrator

Ritual Leader

Faris Bandak

Leo

Antonio Blair

Abner

George

Lieutenant John Clark Ely / Private William Wendt (voice) (as Matt Jayson)

LAFD Liaison Bill Jenks

Jerry

Cop

Arthur

McTeer

Vinny

Uri

Charlie

Carlos

Male TSA Agent

Lars Owens

(voice)

Driton Abazi

EMT

Leo the Paparazzo

Handsome Cool Guy

Edgar Stump

Train Passenger