John Gemberling

Mark

Greasy Creature (voice)

Joshua (voice)

Submissive

Sydney Grossman

Bryant

Self

Tyler Pico (voice)

Jaxson

Stalker

Cody Briggs

Sewing Studio Patron

Russell (voice)

Bernie

Frank

Peppsi Walters Jr.

Griff

Buddy Owens

Ernie

John Belushi

(voice)

Security Guard / Bus Driver's Son (voice)

Tyler the Hormone Monster (voice)

Tyler the Hormone Monster / Dot #1 (voice)

Doofus Drake (voice)

John

John Hancock

Barl