Ron Lynch

Mr. Tassle

Cold Open Scientist #1

Ron (voice)

Bob Devore

Mr. Pig (voice)

The High Priest

Cultist

General Negligence

Arman Driver

Opthomologist

Kevin

Bartender

Group Leader

Barry

Self

Richard / Flying Pig (voice)

Narrator

Ron

Chuck

Tourist

Ron Lynch

Ron (voice)

Funtime Exec (voice)

Mr. Arbor

Michael Borchardt

Award Show Announcer (voice)

Man in Fitness Infomercial

MIDI Announcer (voice)