Jason Alexander

Louis B. Mayer

Alan (voice)

Noah Brooks (voice)

Magneto (voice)

Mysterious Figure (voice)

D.B. Cougar (voice)

Self

Dr. Mendelbaum

Ted / Wingman

Carl Laemmle

Jonathan Fartjoke (voice)

Self - Performer

Jayda's Dad (voice)

Maurice Cheeks

Self

Self

Jason Alexander (archival footage)

Doctor Noum (voice)

Counselor Noum (voice)

Jeff Bezos

Self

Self - Actor

Self - Contestant

Narrator

Nicky Steele

Self

Self - Special Guest

Dr. Sternbach