John T. Woods

Bertok

Todd

Nelson Shell

Alfonso 'Four-Eyes' Sihft

Lead Agent

Mark - Career Counselor

Officer Outside House (voice)

Bill Holden

Doug

Dr. Fleischer (segment "Phase I Clinical Trials")

Paul Boxer

Sami

Noah

Julian

John Doe / Henry Morse

Noyce

Will

Flower Shop Guy

Jock

Ron

Story

Newberg

Duff Daniels

Jason Tyrell

Sergeant

Stephen Caldwell

Tony

Gay Man #2

Navy Chief Petty Officer Jason Crosby

Bellows